10 rules of boozing

1. It’s ok to drink alone.

2.Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.

3.In wine there is wisdome, in beer there is strenght, but whiskey is the water of life.

4.Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.

5.If you do something really stupid, never blame it on the booze or on being drunk.

6.If she/he is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.

7.Beer is food. Wine accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.

8.An open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.

9. Never turn down a free drink or complain about its quality or brand.

10.Always stick around foe one more drink. That’s when things happen.

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